Happy New Year! (or “SUCK IT MAYANS!”)

By Garr MacPharquar

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Welcome back dear reader. I hope the holidays have seen you well. After reviewing some other blogs online there are a few things I WILL NOT do during this post.

First, I WILL NOT include a “Best of 2012” or “Top 12 Blog Posts” list during this post. There are a few reasons for this. I’m sure we can all agree I’m brilliant and write wonderful posts which would make it almost impossible to choose any standouts among them. And perhaps more importantly, I became entirely too lazy in 2012 and (unfortunately for all of us) I didn’t write 12 posts the entire year. (I know. I’m embarrassed by it too.)

Next, I WILL NOT include anything about the Mayan civilization or the end of the world. (The reference in the title doesn’t count.) There was one thing that happened after that date (December 21, 2012) when the entire world watched to see “the ball drop”. The following day I had to catch up on my bills. SUCK IT MAYANS! (You’re right. I talked about it more than I had originally planned. Oh well…)

I WILL NOT talk about “The Fiscal Cliff” in this post but there is probably a post on that subject coming very soon. (You’re welcome.) Oh…I also WILL NOT talk about Cliff Huxtable.

Now there are also some things I would like to accomplish during this new year.

First, this may be the year I finish my trilogy of writings on the amazingly beautiful porn star/actress Aurora Snow. (@MissAuroraSnow)

If you haven’t taken time to read her views on “Measure B” (the mandatory usage of condoms in porn) you can do so here:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/10/18/condoms-in-porn-one-adult-star-says-yes-to-measure-b.html

(You should read more of the writings and articles she has written for The Daily Beast and other publications. She is deceptively smart. Creepy smart. To find her other writings you might want to Google her. (God knows I’ve dreamed of Googling her for years! Just saying.)

Next, I plan to continue the series on fetishes titled “Freak Flag“.

I also intend to write more posts on “The Women in Sports” series and more on the topic of “political thoughts“.

And I promise to continue including pictures and links of random hot chicks for no apparent reason whatsoever. I just assume you are as big a pervert as I am. That’s the reason I have used the pics of Kaley Cuoco. She has nothing to do with this post. At all. She is only here to drive home the point that I dig younger, hot chicks. Well that,  and the hope that if she sees I follow her on Twitter, some day she might…(How should I say this? Oh, I know!)…some day she might offer me a “Penny” for my thoughts.

Happy New Year!

Until next time dear reader,

Have a great day!

Garr MacPharquar

Just for the Record

By Garr MacPharquar

Yes, I know. The post that begins with the title, “The Girl of My Dreams” is now outdated. Aurora Snow is only 5 states away from me now. (No, I haven’t done the math yet. Sorry.)

Don’t Judge a Book By Its Cover

By Garr MacPharquar
(OK. Here’s one more old post. It was written and posted on December 31, 2010. Some information has been edited for content-some things had changed since the original post. Enjoy!)

Hello dear reader, been a long time hasn’t it? Oh well, sorry ’bout that. Holidays take so much time out of a person’s schedule, ya’ know?

On this day before the new year, after long hours of thinking…I decided I would share my resolution for the new year. Actually, it’s more of a goal than an actual lifestyle change. (But I figure WTF…gotta start somewhere, right?)
So anyway, my New Year’s Resolution for 2011 is this:

STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING JUDGEMENTAL PRICK!

Growing up in Nashville, TN has influenced my thinking in both good and bad ways. (Nashville isn’t exactly the center of the “bible belt” but when faced with life decisions and lifestyle choices, one can feel the strap tighten around one’s neck like a fuckin’ noose.) I’ve always loved my hometown and my upbringing, and I probably always will. It’s the Southern Baptist thing that constantly fucks with my head.

 

I have been on Twitter for a while now. And although it started out innocently enough by following a few friends and celebrities, most of the people I follow now are adult entertainers. (If not performers they are involved in the industry in some way.) And during this holiday season I have discovered I have a bad habit of stereotyping people. (We all use stereotypes…and honestly, sometimes it saves a lot of time.)

 

There are certain jobs that are viewed as noble professions where I come from and porno ain’t one of them. And because of that belief, and never taking time to talk to/with any of the performers before, I believed they were just a bunch of freaks and whores. (I still believe some of them are.) But I learned some different things this year.

 

 

I learned Jessica Drake (pictured above) is not just beautiful and freaky as hell, but with the help of her friends and Twitter followers, she also has one of the largest food drives during the Christmas season.

(Quick side note…Does anyone else think she and Carrie Underwood look like sisters? Are you sure? Check this shit out!)

 

So anyway, with my Christian raising I had approached these people with blinders on. Sadly, I thought they were shallow individuals who were defined in life by their choice of employment/employers. In my naivety and close-mindedness (at that time, at least) I assumed if you take it up the ass on a daily basis you can’t be a normal human being. You can’t have feelings for others, a giving nature or a desire to help people in need. It seems foolish now and somewhat embarrassing. (I mean if someone thought I spent my free time playing golf just because I work on a golf course, I’d probably think they were retarded. Damn it! Well…guess I don’t have to stop being judgemental until tomorrow.)

My charitable donations have taken off with my new porn friends. I gave money to help Nina Hartley with her recovery after surgery next year. Of course, I had to give money to the N.T.A.F (National Transplant Assistance Fund) for the brother of my P.G.F. (Pseudo-girlfriend, Aurora Snow. Don’t believe me? Go ask her. It’s cool, she knows.) I’m not bragging about this, but I would not have known about any of these opportunities without the “questionable people” I follow on Twitter. (I have given to a few other charities also, but I didn’t find those through my porn connections.)

I hope you all are better than I am and aren’t too quick to judge people you don’t know.

Well dear reader, I better go. (I’ve got to get back on Twitter and try to find some more free tit shots before the end of the year.)

Happy New Year!
Garr MacPharquar

The Girl of My Dreams…Luckily She’s Only Six States and 2,000 (+) Miles Away (The Aurora Triptych-part II)

By Garr MacPharquar

Welcome, dear reader! It’s been a long, long time hasn’t it? Sorry about that. I’ve been a little preoccupied with the start-up of a new business venture. You may read about it here http://jaml81.com. (Big announcement at that blog site coming very soon! Tell your friends…I’m telling you, it’s BIG!)

Well…how things have changed in the past 4 1/2 months, right? To think the first post I wrote of Aurora was mainly inspired by one Stephen King book. Hmm…

Since that time I have sent her numerous gifts. I’m not really bragging about that, it’s a weakness I have. I have a problem with buying gifts for young, beautiful girls. It’s an addiction of sorts, I guess. At least I’m admitting it. Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery, right? And that’s a great bit of knowledge. (In the words of  G. I. Joe, “Knowledge is Power”.)

So anyway, I have sent her all types of gifts. From books to tennis shoes. From a collection of Teavana Herbal Teas to a little black vibrator/sex toy thing. (OK. Hold it right there…I know what you’re thinking! She asked for it. Really.)

 

And yes, for the record, I did feel kinda creepy and “piggish” for ordering the sex toy for her. At least at first. But in my mind it served a very important purpose. (Get your head out of the gutter, Freaks!) She took a trip to Florida last year and forgot to pack her “go to” vibe. (OH NO! What’s a girl to do? How can someone survive a week or so without something “to play” with, right?) So I had this little guy waiting for her when she returned home.

Two motors! Multiple speeds! 15 speed combinations! WOW! Makes me wish I had…uhm, nevermind…(Bet you could have an extremely interesting impromptu game of “Pick-Up Sticks” at her house though…Ya’ know?)

(So, where was I? Oh yeah. I remember now…)

During the first blog post I wrote of Aurora, I mentioned the subject of her recording Custom DVD’s for her fans. (More on that later.) But, I had a plan. She had requested someone buy her a Flip UltraHD Video Camera on her Amazon wish list. (And would you like to know who bought the camera for her? That’s right dear reader, this guy.) I knew she would record something with the video camera and return it back to me. (Problem solved, right? Well, yes…and no.)

As I mentioned in the opening of this post many things have changed in the past four months. I have sent e-mails back and forth with Aurora, and I honestly consider her to be a friend of mine. (She still hasn’t decided to follow me back on Twitter yet, but I think I’m wearing her down. LOL!) Honestly, she is just a good, sweet young woman with a kind, loving heart and manner. And in our correspondences I have been known to refer to her as, “the nicest, most generous woman I’ve never met“.

OK. The DVD.

The DVD she recorded for me had two scenes. And the thing I liked best was the “reality” of it.

 

She recorded the DVD on the evening of one of her first dates back at work this year. When the recording started she walked to the bed in jeans and a small halter top which barely covered a tiny black bra and sat down. She told me of her day, her shoot and what she planned to film for me. And I loved it! It was so natural. (That was as much a fantasy for me as anything I have ever seen her do.) And in my mind, I can imagine spending time hanging out at her place being like that. No glitz. No “over-the-top” makeup, clothing or hairstyles. Just a natural, beautiful girl. Honest. Talking. Just being.

When the second scene started she returned to the bed wearing a blue jean skirt, no panties (Maybe she was in a hurry and forgot…could happen. Ha, ha.) and a little grey tank-top. And then she took her top off and began playing with her  

…I’m truly sorry about that but it gets very personalized after that point. Please understand. I don’t want to share “all” the details with you. Guess I’m selfish…and as I stated in the title she is “the girl of my dreams”.

So. Problem solved. She sent me the recorded DVD and I wouldn’t have to buy the Custom DVD, right? Not so fast…as I discovered later, the DVD she sent was just enough to make me want to purchase the real thing. So I have requested a scene and received a quote back and am just waiting for all the funds to come together now. (Oh yeah…my opinion on this has changed quite a bit since the first blog. I think this is a wonderful collector’s item that will be a true “one of a kind” production only limited by what you can dream up.)

OK. Here are the various links available to keep up to date with Aurora Snow.

If you would like more information about the Custom DVD’s and how to request a quote visit this site  www.aurorasnowstore.com. 

Check out her official website here http://www.aurorasnow.com/. (She built the site herself!)

Follow her on Twitter (@MissAuroraSnow) if you would like to learn more from a well-educated, well read, charming, witty woman and the issues that are present in her daily life.

Want to send her a gift? Visit her Amazon.com wishlist here http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/XZQNTEQTVXBT 

Also, if you would like to help her brother with his ongoing physical rehabilitation you may make a tax-deductible donation here
http://www.ntafund.org/contribute/patient_results.cfm/patient/06AD45D1-BCF3-1560-5B0DAA3893E15E0E.

Well dear reader, until next time,

Have a great day!

Garr MacPharquar

*Quick update. March 28, 2011. I am now being followed by Aurora on Twitter! And better still, I didn’t have to ask her to follow me. (OK. One of our mutual Twitter friends asked her to follow me but he acted on his own. That’s a technicality…no points for technicalities in the game of life, ya’ know? Way to go buddy!) WOO-HOO! Go Me! That’s freakin’ awesome!

Aurora Snow (Like Transformers) Is More Than Meets The Eye (The Aurora Triptych-part I)

By Garr MacPharquar

(This is a post I wrote early November of last year. I hope you will like it. Enjoy!)

Holy crap!

In my last post I explained that I began following many diffrent people on Twitter including adult entertainers (porn stars). One of the many I have decided to follow is Aurora Snow. (Yes. That’s her picture above.) Try not to drool (or do anything else) on your keyboard. (I put plastic wrap on mine…just in case.)

When I first found her Twitter page, I expected to see the writings of the “hardcore, naughty girl next door” that I had grown to love from watching her videos. But I found someone completely different when I read her tweets. Actually, she wasn’t kinky or freaky at all. She was…”normal”. And honestly, it was a nice discovery. 

(Yes, I’ll say it again. The girl in this picture is who I expected to find.)

So anyway, I did something I never thought I would. I sent her a gift.

Now don’t get me wrong. I’m a fairly nice person. I will donate to charities and such. (Well…sometimes.) And I’ll give money at church. (When I attend, that is. I hope the Pastor doesn’t read this!) But the whole gift thing is beyond me. (Usually.)

OK. So I brought it on myself. I went to Amazon.com and checked out her wish list. (I had viewed other porn stars wish lists and never bought anything before. Of course, she helped me through some tough times after my divorce. Well, maybe not directly…but trust me, she did.) 

(Thought I better add one of her with blonde hair. You’re Welcome!)

 

Now I find myself trying to validate my decision.

First, she will have a birthday in 18 days. (I’m not sure how old she will be on her birthday. Actually, we’re really not that close.)

Secondly, I might be able to talk myself into believing this is like a gift for someone on The Salvation Army’s Angel Tree. (Christmas is just around the corner, you know.) OK, so it’s not totally annonomous. I know who she is. And we’ve shared something very intimate. (That’s right, dear reader. I have seen her naked!)

But the truth is, I admire the fact she helps her family. (Her brother became a quadriplegic after a bad motorcycle accident around a year ago. She alternates work and visiting/ helping him and his family.)

(And, yes. She’s also hot!)

I sent her the new Stephen King book titled, Full Dark, No Stars that will be availible on Tuesday, November 9. It has already shipped so she should receive it on Tuesday. (Yea!)

I also checked out her new website where you can have her make made-to-order custom videos for you! (That’s pretty fuckin’ sweet! I could totally come up with some cool stuff for her and a partner(s) to do. Costumes. The whole deal!) The only problem is I couldn’t just half-ass the video shoot. It would be a full feature porno film by the time I was finished. And then…there’s the money issue. (That shit ain’t cheap!) I’d have to sell a kidney or something on the black market, and that would only cover the credits and the first three minutes of the production. Crap!

In closing, what have we learned? Well…we learned I am a pig who enjoys watching porn that features women who look like they are still teenagers. Also, I will buy anything for a girl (if she is hot enough). (That will be a blog entry very soon.) And lastly, you can’t judge the porn star by her clothing (or lack of clothing…or something like that). See. I anticipated finding the porn star and discovered the girl next door. (Wearing jeans, in the grass, with her dog.)

Until next time dear reader,
Have a great day!